*selfie doesn’t get reblogged*
me: im taking a break from tumblr guys!! this website is toxic and bringing me down, i don’t know if I’ll be back but i love all of you :)
RIP lady gaga
me posing for a pic:
you guys realize that those “Jay Z is 44 and Beyoncé is 32 so I’m not gonna stress it cause bae starts 1st grade tomorrow” posts aren’t cute at all and are actually super creepy?
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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It’s not over, don’t forget